WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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