Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
So apparently I’m into choking now
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