do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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