Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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