how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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