Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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