Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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