Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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