in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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