You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
