well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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