I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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