sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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