It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
A bitchslap is in order.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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