Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie