Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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