Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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