She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
