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How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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