I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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