Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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