p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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