She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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