Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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