hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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