I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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