If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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