handjob tips. give me some.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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