id be glad to
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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