Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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