And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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