so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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