your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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