I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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