Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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