she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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