Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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