Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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