she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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