I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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