Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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