i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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