at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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