you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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