Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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