Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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