i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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