just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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