Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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