In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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