Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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