its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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