I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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