We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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