u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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