There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
There r osticjed everywhere
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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