I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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